Immortal Princess

Some people have some serious explaining to do, but there are pictures of me, with Grandfather!
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Okay, first of all? The bra that cost 2.5 million credits is fab! And I didn't enjoy being blonde. Sorry, Grandfather.
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Five things you love:

My ass, I think. It is rather nice.
My hair. Seriously, it is fabulous.
My eyes. I have my grandfather's eyes, except his are a little faded, poor thing, but that happens when you are ten THOUSAND years old.
My feet. Small, dainty and covered in designer shoes? What's not to love?
My legs. Long, strong and absolutely adorable.
(I have to limit this to FIVE? I mean, I could be here all day!)

Four places you love:
My shoe closet. See above.
My jewelry safe. Hello? Princess, here!
My Grandfather's throne. I love to sit there and pretend...when he isn't around, of course.

Three people you love:
My Daddy! How adorable is he?
Grandfather, even if he can be a mean poo-face to Daddy peasants. He adores me, and, really, can you blame him?
Duuuh...me! All of the pop psych books say that you HAVE to love yourself, or else you are not emotionally healthy. Well, if that is the case, then I and my Grandfather have healthy living in the BAG! Jealous? Too bad, so sad.

Two things you no longer love:
Andrew...oh, sorry...SIR Andy MacDonald. This does change daily, depending on what the midget poo-face is grousing about.
I used to love Grandfather's old King friend, Richard? But, now that I met him? Not so much! Old balls! Gross!

One thing you hate:
Just one? It is a HUGE list and I have to just pick ONE? Oh, dear...let me think...hmmm...the press. Yes, those haggard mortal television whores all hate me because they seriously WISH they were me. Slitheen are in second.

OOC: Roma's writer had to take dictation on this while facepalming, and that isn't easy. *sigh*

For Andy

http://youtu.be/WyFytbIDPug

Dad...whose kid is this????

http://youtu.be/bqq5HMfgBxI

There better not be any more Hsu babies out there!

You Are Wild and Wicked

You are a cunning and charming person. You can talk your way into - and out of - any situation you desire. You are eloquent and engaging. You are well known for having a way with words. You are curious about the world, and you have a true sense of adventure. You're very inquisitive. You're enough of a devil to get yourself in trouble. You're friendly and amicable enough to get yourself out of a jam.

You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

No.
Apologies.



1. Yourself:
Perfect

2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend (spouse):
Slippery

3. Your hair:
Gorgeous

4. Your mother:
Annoying

5. Your Father:
Adorable

6. Your Favorite Item:
Sword

7. Your dream last night:
Disturbing

8. Your Favorite drink:
Strong

9. Your Dream Car:
Venazias

10. The room you are in:
Sitting

11. Your Ex:
None

12. Your fear:
Abandonment

13. What you want to be in 10 years?
Here

14. Who you hung out with last night?
Sands

15. What You're Not?
Sweet

16. Muffins:
English

17. One of Your Wish List Items:
Ring

18. Time:
Mine

19. The Last Thing You Did:
Bathe

20. What You Are Wearing:
Robe

21. Your Favorite Weather:
Clear

22. Your Favorite Book:
History

23. The Last Thing You Ate:
Croissant

24. Your Life:
Complicated

25. Your Mood:
Unsettled

26. Your best friend:
Daddy

27. What are you thinking about right now?
Failure

28. Your car:
Limo

29. What are you doing at the moment?
Typing

30. Your summer:
Filming

31. Your relationship status:
Influx

32. What is on your TV?
News

33. What is the weather like?
Warm

34. When is the last time you laughed?
Dinner

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1. Have you ever been mistaken for a prostitute? *icy stare of doom*
2. How many sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Enough to know who sucks.
3. Have you ever tasted yourself? Who wrote these questions?
4. Do you like having sex in front of a mirror? A window? A live audience? No, no and no.
5. Which one of your parents do you believe you resemble, sexually speaking? Probably my father, or my grandfather.
6. Thinking back to Question #2, out of all the sex partners you have had, how many do you think:

a. Remember you? All, one way or the other. *smirk*
b. Would say they faked an orgasm with you? No.
c. Laugh about you and your performance? Not if they want to live long.
d. Would say you are/were the best they ever had? Probably the best, most elite, they could hope to get.
e. Would do it with you again, if given the chance? I'm sure they would, but I've moved on.

7. Are you hairy? Do you think your partners like your body hair or lack thereof? Would you wax, if they asked? I wax in places needed, and laser in others.
8. If the world were coming to an end, what one person would you choose to be your last sexual partner? Henry Tudor. What? I just want to see what all the fuss is about.
9. Who was the absolute worst lay that you can remember? Sir Francis Bryan. Not much to brag about, and faster than a speeding Jawa.
10. Your tongue...gifted or just a flop? My tongue is razor sharp, I've heard.
11. Are any of your parts stretched out more than most people? All parts of me are perfection.
12. If your main sex partner gained a hundred pounds, would you still do it with them? Of course not. If you have no respect for your body or looks, why should I?
13. Ever had an STD? Crabs? *eyebrow lift*
14. Favorite bedroom toy? Venusian 5500 Turbo
15. Would you do a striptease for anyone? Do you think anyone would for you? No and of course.
16. Do you sweat a lot during sex? Ladies never sweat. Certainly Princesses of Royal Blood would not.

One dozen new pictures of my handsome Daddy!
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WHAT IF:
1. I died:
2. I kissed you:
3. I lived next door to you:
4. You found out I was married:
5. I stole something:
6. I was hospitalized:
7. I refused to leave my home:
8. I got into a fight while you were there:

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
9. Personality:
10. Eyes:
11. Hair:
12. Family:

WOULD YOU:
13. Help me hide a body?
14. Keep a secret if I told you one?
15. Hold my hand?
16. Take a bullet for me?
17. Try to solve my problems?
18. Love me?
19. Date me?

HAVE YOU EVER:
20. Lied to make me feel better?
21. Wanted to kiss me?
22. Wanted to kill me?
23. Broke my heart?
24. Kept something important from me?
25. Thought I was unbearably annoying?

AND MORE:
26. Who are you?
27. Are we friends?
28. Describe me in three words?
29. What was your first impression?
30. Do you still think that way about me now?
31. What reminds you of me?
32. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
33. How well do you know me?
34. When's the last time you saw me?
35. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?

You Are a Fallen Angel

You used to be good, until you fell from heaven. Now you're naughty and loving every moment of it. You're all about lust, gluttony, greed, and wrath. It's not fun when you have to be perfect all of the time. You are quite seductive and thrilling. People are drawn to you, even though you're probably bad for them. You are charming and charismatic. You do whatever you want, and you have a hell of a time doing it!

You Have a Choleric Temperament

You are a person of great enthusiasm - easily excited by many things. Unsatisfied by the ordinary, you are reaching for an epic, extraordinary life. You want the best. The best life. The best love. The best reputation. You posses a sharp and keen intellect. Your mind is your primary weapon. Strong willed, nothing can keep you down. Your energy can break down any wall. You're an instantly passionate person - and this passion gives you an intoxicating power over others. At your worst, you are a narcissist. Full of yourself and even proud of your faults. Stubborn and opinionated, you know what you think is right. End of discussion. A bit of a misanthrope, you often see others as weak, ignorant, and inferior.

Her Royal Highness, the Princess Royale of Boukun, would like to clear up disturbing rumours in the press.

She did NOT sneak off to marry some seedy little ACTOR who is best known for playing an ELF. Do you people really think that the Emperor of Boukun would allow his precious granddaughter to marry some prissy little actor? Seriously?

Further, she is NOT four and a half months PREGNANT by said actor. Honestly...the things you people come up with...

*pissy Roma is pissy*
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You See Love in Your Future

Five years from now, you will have deeper and more satisfying love in your life. Whether you're in love now or not, you are on a path to having your love grow exponentially. Ten years from now, you will have more people you're close to and deeper friendships. You bond easily with others, and you will meet people that you connect deeply with.

WHAT. THE. FUCK?

You Were a Bully

You may not see things this way, but you definitely pushed kids around a bit in school. You probably found it easy to get your way, and you literally ruled the school. Hopefully you've been able to harness your aggression into something more productive as an adult. Have you ever considered becoming a CEO or politician?